Chimper #1423
The Crystal Highlands of Armaria are honeycombed with secret tunnels, passages known only to Mystic Cats and the most discreet wizards. Guarding the noisiest junction is Tenshino the Tunnel-Warden. When a deep rumbling echoed through the quartz-lined corridor, Tenshino snapped into action. They struck a heroic pose, their ramen bowl hat wobbling precariously. With a dramatic gasp that was their permanent expression, they brandished their mighty weapon: an apple on a stick. They crept forward, war paint smudged, eyes wide with cosmic terror. The rumbling grew louder. Then, rounding the bend, they found the source: a very large Mystic Cat, fast asleep and snoring like a rockslide. Tenshino poked it gently with the apple stick. The cat grumbled, rolled over, and fell silent. "Tunnel secured," Tenshino announced to the empty hall with immense pride.
