Chimper #2710
Akesato’s ancient protector helm has a secret compartment, perfectly sized for a single carton of chilled strawberry milk. As a guard in The Teikodian Empire, they look every bit the stoic warrior, their gold armour gleaming under the palace lights. Most onlookers assume their distant gaze is one of profound vigilance. In truth, they are usually just wondering if anyone would notice if they used their ceremonial spear as a very long straw. The only real threat to their post is the approach of Jaganooto. It’s not the juggernaut’s reputation that makes Akesato tremble, but the very real chance of fumbling their precious drink in a moment of panic, staining both the marble floor and their spotless record.