Chimper #4864
Travelers through The Dragon Wastelands will swear that Shunhachirou moves like a whisper, their attacks as graceful as falling sakura. The truth is, they have the coordination of a newborn foal. During their mandatory service under Toyotomi, they were declared a tactical liability after tripping three separate standard-bearers during a single parade drill. They were promptly reassigned to guard a remote outpost, a polite way of getting them out of sight. Yet here, amid the fog and ghost dragons, their clumsiness became a bafflingly effective defense. An accidental slip dodged a spectral claw; a panicked sneeze made an enemy flinch at the perfect moment. Theyโve since embraced the legend, a confident side-smile always ready. After all, nobody expects the hero to win by tripping over their own feet.