Honomi

Honomi never asked to wield a sword. Their application, penned in delicate, precise script, was for the esteemed archer corps of The Heart of the Forest. But a spilled berry tart and an overworked administrator resulted in a clerical error of legendary proportions. Instead of a longbow, they were issued the Mega Sabre, a weapon so comically large it gets caught in doorways. Their instructors, too baffled to correct the mistake, just handed them the absurd Displayoooor helmet and wished them luck. So Honomi trains. With the intense focus of a master archer, they try to apply principles of breath control and trajectory to a slab of metal that weighs more than they do, all while wearing their pristine Green Bow Uniform.