Hinode

The most patient trainee in the entire Underworld is also, by several decades, the oldest. Hinode decided on a late-life career change after profoundly misinterpreting a recruitment scroll promising 'intense warmth and stimulating vapors,' assuming it was for a geothermal spa. They arrived in their comfiest jumper with a carved cane for support and tactical goggles to keep the therapeutic steam from their eyes. Their instructors despair. Hinode approaches every lethal drill with the unbothered focus of a competitive napper. They once passed a stealth exercise by simply getting stuck in a slosh pit, causing the cultist sentries to mistake them for a bubbling geological feature. They may not be graceful, but they always, somehow, finish the course.