Hiderou

Hiderou possesses the stealth training of a master assassin and the impulse control of a squirrel in a nut market. Their instructors in Waterfall City saw a prodigy, a silent guardian who could scale the rock stairs to the main city without dislodging a single pebble. They were destined for a solemn post at the pale stone temple. The problem was, solemnity bored them. Their first solo watch involved convincing the frog merchants that a talking fish statue was giving out financial advice. After being reprimanded, they spent the next week silently replacing every guard's canteen with kelp-flavored juice. They are, miraculously, still employed. Most would-be intruders are so confused by the shadow warrior making faces at them that capture becomes a mere formality.