Chimper #5542
The laser-targeting spectacles were a gift, meant to fix Eigo’s disastrous sense of direction. After all, one cannot get lost delivering messages in The Great Panda City if their eyewear can pinpoint a destination from a mile away. In theory. In practice, Eigo once used them to lock onto a particularly fluffy cloud and followed it for three days, ending up in a field of very surprised sheep. After losing their courier job for delivering an urgent Panda Council scroll to a koi pond, they experienced a revelation. They hadn't lost a career; they'd gained a calling. Now they are a professional wanderer, using their high-tech lenses not for navigation, but for appreciation—zeroing in on the perfect dewdrop or a funny-shaped leaf. They are still perpetually lost, but always with a grin.