Chimper #1368
Gakutarou never bothered to learn the names of the spinning monoliths they were assigned to protect. While the mages and scientists of The Crystal Highlands of Armaria debated arcane principles, Gakutarou was focused on a different kind of alchemy: the perfect marshmallow. They discovered that a specific thermal vent, humming with low-level arcane energy, was ideal for achieving a golden-brown crust without any carbonization. The tactical flak wasn't for warding off enemy spells, but for the occasional super-heated sugar explosion. Their fishing rod? The ultimate long-reach roasting stick. The other guardians watch the fortress; Gakutarou watches the delicate balance between gooey and burnt, a duty they find far more compelling.