Shiria

One Dragonslayer Blade, two years of advanced training, and three solemn vows to the Panda Council. To the citizens of The Great Panda City, Shiria looks every bit the part of a budding hero. They stand vigil by the river, their grip firm on the hallowed weapon, their gaze fixed on the water with the patience of a seasoned hunter. The fish bait on their head seems an odd choice, but who can question the methods of a future legend? Newcomers whisper of the great beast they must be guarding the city from. The locals, however, know the truth. The “dragon” is what the council has nicknamed the impossibly fat, aggressive koi in the ceremonial pond. And the Dragonslayer Blade? It’s a very expensive, custom-made, entirely blunt stick for scooping it out.