Chimper #2727
Without fail, Yuchika spends the first hour of watch polishing their raspberry pink visor. The cultists who squat by the lava pools will tell you itโs a priceless piece of tech from Mekanikku, able to spot a Soul Chaserโs energy from a league away. What they wonโt tell you, until theyโre laughing too hard to speak, is that this tactical advantage is completely negated by a single, well-placed sweet bun. Yuchika has been lured out of tactical positions, tricked into ambushes, and once missed an entire undead patrol because someone left a warm pastry on a rock. They say itโs the most reliable way to get past a guard post in The Underworld: just follow the trail of crumbs.