Chimper #2960
Three days after the Panda Council praised their unreadable poker face, Chikashi attempted to eat ramen during a patrol. This proved to be a tactical error. A gust of wind unique to The Great Panda Cityโs high altitude caught the bowl, baptizing their head in broth and noodles. Their eyes screamed embarrassment, but their mouth remained a flat line of duty. They completed their patrol, a walking noodle incident. These days, the bamboo they carry is for crafting fine art, but their head is an eternal reminder of that one lunch break. Fellow guards don't dare comment, but sometimes, a child will point and ask their parents for a 'Chikashi-bowl'.