Kosome

Kosome holds the delivery speed record in Waterfall City, and also the unofficial record for collateral damage. Tasked with carrying a top-priority scroll from the lower docks to the high temple, they took off with intense focus. This focus, however, made them entirely miss a cart of slick river eels, sending them skidding directly into a noodle stand. They recovered the scroll from a bowl of simmering broth, emerging with noodles clinging to their head. Unfazed, they scaled the great fish statue in the plaza to make up for lost time, landing before the temple guards covered in soup. They presented the scroll with a proud side-smile. An elder unsealed it, read the message, then looked from the scroll to the noodles dripping from Kosome's brow. "An invitation to the Noodle Guild's grand opening," the elder announced dryly. "It appears you've brought the first course with you."