Chimper #5407
Masaha slid the vial of truth serum across the polished obsidian bar, giving the Rock Wizard their most intimidating glare. The wizard cooed, patting Masaha’s head. "Oh, is this that new strawberry fizz everyone's talking about? How thoughtful!" Every attempt at subterfuge was met with similar results in The Crystal Highlands of Armaria. A covert hand signal was interpreted as a friendly wave. The glint from their katana was mistaken for a charming accessory. Their mission: extract the location of a stolen monolith. Frustrated, Masaha simply pointed at a map and whimpered. The wizard, thinking it was a game, boomed with laughter, "Oh, you found it! It's behind the spinning monoliths at Ozawa's old lab!" Mission accomplished, but Masaha left with a bag of crystal candies and a reputation as the cutest visitor in the fortress's history.