Chimper #69
The Slumberer, they called them, and for good reason. A trio of young adventurers found Suzuhiko deep in The Dragon Wastelands, not meditating, but curled up against the fossilized rib of some ancient beast, fast asleep. An empty strawberry milk carton lay tipped over nearby. Their guiding lanterns swayed, casting a serene glow as illusions of ghost dragons swirled in the perpetual fog. The young chimps whispered, debating whether to wake the scholar. Just as one reached out, a particularly menacing spectral jaw lunged from the mist. Before they could scream, Suzuhiko let out a snore—a cataclysmic, reality-bending rumble that shook the very stones. The ghost dragon flickered, distorted, and popped like a soap bubble. Suzuhiko stirred, blinked their gleeful eyes, and asked, "Is it snack time yet?"
