Chimper #2042
Retobi is the most enthusiastic, and therefore most feared, tour guide in The Great Panda City. They don't mean to be terrifying; their face is just permanently fixed in a bloodthirsty grin, and their aggressive gesticulations towards architectural details often send visitors scrambling for cover. They genuinely adore the city's bamboo-lined streets and want nothing more than to share their bottomless knowledge of its history, collected over an unnervingly long lifetime. They see the fleeing crowds not as rejection, but as a very spirited game of 'catch the guide.' The Panda Council has a special file just for them, but Retobi remains blissfully unaware, shouldering their backpack each morning, ready to show someone the perfect spot to view the cherry blossoms, whether they want to see it or not.