Chimper #3587
Futohiko is the most underestimated noble in The Great Panda City. They watched the grand posturing of warlords like Karasu and concluded that theatrical intimidation was a fool's game. True power, they reasoned, lay in being completely misjudged. So, they embraced a persona no one would ever take seriously. After a quiet, deliberate ritual left them undead, they chose the pink yukata, the fox beanie, and the candied apple stick as their new court attire. The war paint is dismissed as a festive affectation. Visiting dignitaries see a harmless eccentric. But those who have faced Futohiko in the freezing mountain winds know the truth: the bloodthirsty smile is real, and the apple stick hits harder than any steel.