Yosoemon

When Kenji's webway first rippled into existence, Yosoemon stepped through expecting a battlefield, not a tea ceremony. They had spent years as a shadow, their katana a tool for silent, serious work. But the portal deposited them in The Great Panda City, where the air was crisp, bamboo lined the streets, and a Panda Council member offered them a warm cup without asking their name. The sheer, delightful absurdity of it all left an expression of pure shock on their face that never quite faded. They returned their formal commission and embraced a new purpose: exploration for joy's sake. These days, their blade is used less for combat and more for playfully slicing fruit for the city's children, a performance that always ends with a dramatic bow.