Chimper #930
The Teikodian Empire has a specific form for everything, including the official declaration of miracles. Kazuhisa never intended to be the subject of one; they just wanted a quiet corner to read. Their search led them into an underground lab just as a cosmic energy experiment went haywire. The sight reminded them of terrifying tales about Eirian, and they stumbled backward in panic, tripping over a loose power conduit. The machine sputtered and died. The head scientist, seeing Kazuhisa’s perpetually angry expression and mistaking their dumbfounded silence for profound power, declared their clumsiness a miracle to cover up the lab’s shoddy wiring. Now, officials seek out 'the Miracle' for guidance. Kazuhisa just stares back, hoping they don't ask them to touch anything that hums.
